Non-hipster dads

So, based on haiku received last week, it appears that most people have non-hipster dads.  I guess that I am just lucky!

For example, this from Christine:

Hipster; not my Dad
He preferred London dry gin
Couldn't grow a beard.

and this from IPLawGuy:

My Dad:
Determination
Stiff Upper lip, still hiding
A sense of humor.

Amy, though, had a different take (and a fair question):

There must be a
Hipster soul. Otherwise, it's
just trying too hard:

Osler's dad's beer is
Hipster soul. Too-long, groomed beards
Is trying too hard.

[Can chicks be hipster?]