Haiku Friday: Trump-related individuals


Love them or hate them, you have to admit that the people who work or have worked in the Trump administration are certainly memorable! No boring bunch of academic geezers, these folks (well, except Alan Dershowitz, who is an academic geezer).

This Chris Christie endorsement was found hanging prominently at "Sal's by Victor" restaurant in a strip mall in Williamsburg, Virginia. Whatever you think of Chris Christie, you have to admit that the guy has probably seen his fair share of restaurants, so I'll always give his bump for a joint some serious consideration.

So let's haiku about that eccentric cast of characters this week. Here, I will go first:

A. Scaramucci
Your ten days were just epic
So Mooch, please come back!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!

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